Category Archives: Giveaways

Mystery Kaiju GIVEAWAY from Frisky Beast

ENTER to WIN!!

A Kaiju of Your Choice from Frisky Beast

 

We’re thrilled to partner up with the fantastic folks at Frisky Beast to bring you our latest giveaway!

One lucky winner will have the opportunity to take home one of these fantastic Kaiju-inspired toys.  This giveaway is OPEN WORLDWIDE, so everybody start your engines and get those entries in!  Good luck!

***Oh and one more thing! Notice all of that great artwork?  It was done by the very talented @larry_draws, so definitely go check his stuff out at http://larrydraws.tumblr.com/!

One Whale of A Ride: The Humpbreak

Kaiju Humpbreak

The Humpbreak’s curved tip ideal for g-spot and prostate play.  The narrow base is also designed to fold and fit though an O-ring style strap-on harness.

Mini

  • Length: 5″
  • Useable length: 4,5″
  • Circ. of Tip: 2″
  • Circ. of Mid Shaft: 4.25″
  • Circ. of Lower Shaft: 4.5″

Small

  • Length: 6.5″
  • Useable length: 5.75″
  • Circ. of Tip: 2.5″
  • Circ. of Mid Shaft: 5″
  • Circ. of Lower Shaft: 5.75″
Art by @Larry_draws Image courtesy Frisky Beast
Art by @Larry_draws
Image courtesy Frisky Beast

Turtle power! The Shellshock

Kaiju Shellshock

The filling, bulbous knot and ridged flare are enough to bring anyone out of their shell!  The tapered tip is also a great shape for anal play.

Mini

  • Length: 4.5″
  • Useable length: 3.80″
  • Circ. Tip: 1.75″
  • Circ. of Flare: 3.40″
  • Circ. of Knot: 4.75″

Small

  • Length: 6″
  • Useable length: 5.25″
  • Circ. of Tip: 2.25″
  • Circ. of Flare: 4.5″
  • Circ. of Knot: 6.25″
Art by @Larry_draws Image courtesy Frisky Beast
Art by @Larry_draws
Image courtesy Frisky Beast

Doin’ it Crocodile Style: The Croxic

Kaiju Croxic
Image Courtesy Frisky Beast

Like a little bit of texture?  The Croxic’s shaft is sure to please.  As a bonus, the nubbly scales and ridges on the base are perfect for grinding against externally.

Mini

  • Length: 5″
  • Useable length: 4.25″
  • Circ. of Tip: 3.8″
  • Circ. of Mid Shaft: 5″
  • Circ. of Lower Shaft: 5.25″

Small

  • Length: 6.25″
  • Useable length: 5.5″
  • Circ. of Tip: 5.2″
  • Circ. of Mid Shaft: 6.2″
  • Circ. of Lower Shaft: 7.25″

Croxic artwork kaiju

The Prize

  • Kaiju model of your choice:  Choose Humpbreak OR  Shellshock OR Croxic
  • MINI or SMALL size only
  • Firmness of your choice
  • Mystery colors

Contest Rules

  • Must be 18+ and live in a city/state/country that does not restrict the sale of sex toys
  • OPEN WORLDWIDE
  • Winner will be chosen randomly
  • Winner will be contacted via e-mail and will have 24 hours to respond.  If there is no response within 24 hours, a new winner will be selected.

Enter Below

WIn a Mystery Colored Kaiju!

GIVEAWAY! Win an OVIPOSITOR from Primal Hardwere

Enter to WIN an Ovipositor of Your Choice from Primal Hardwere!

Image courtesy of Primal Hardwere
Image courtesy of Primal Hardwere

 

To celebrate the launch of our NEW PODCAST we’re partnering up with the awesome folks at Primal Hardwere to bring you our very first giveaway!

***We are going to share our OWN PERSONAL EXPERIENCES with the ovipositors in our first episode, so keep an eye out!***

What’s an Ovipositor?

Bed Bug pic courtesy CuriousKitt.com
Bed Bug pic courtesy CuriousKitt.com

Ovipositors are exotic, unusual, and completely unlike any other sex toy you may have tried!

Basically, an ovipositor is a hollow tube designed to squeeze gelatin eggs through (or agar for you vegans out there).  The silicone is stretchy and will distend as the eggs pass through and gently pop out the end, giving you a VERY unique (and sexy) sensation.

If you’d like to learn more about ovipositors, you can read Carnal Chameleon ‘s review of the Krubera and watch this video to see the Bed Bug in action.

The Prize

  • An ovipositor of your choice!  Choose from Bed Bug, Splorch, or Krubera
  • Choose from any of these colors
  • Egg mold included. This video shows you how to make the eggs
  • All ovipositors are made from 100% Platinum Silicone

Choose ONE of the Ovipositors below!

Bed Bug

OBB5
Image courtesy of Primal Hardwere

 

  • total height: 6.75″ (17cm)
  • useable length: 5.5″ (14cm)
  • diameter: 2″(5cm)” (without eggs in it

Splorch

NaturalSplorch2
Image courtesy of Primal Hardwere

 

 

  • total height: 10.5″
  • shaft length: 9.5″
  • diameter: 2″ (without eggs in it)
  • shaft circumference: 6.5″

 Krubera

Ovi22
Image courtesy of Primal Hardwere

 

  • total height: 12″
  • shaft length: 11″
  • diameter: 1.9″ (without eggs in it)
  • shaft circumference: 6″

Contest Rules

  • Must be 18+ and live in a city/state/country that does not restrict the sale of sex toys
  • Open Worldwide!
  • Winner will be chosen randomly
  • Winner will be contacted via e-mail and will have 24 hours to respond. If there is no response within 24 hours, a new winner will be selected.

ENTER BELOW!

Win an OVIPOSITOR OF YOUR CHOICE from PrimalHardwere!!