GIVEAWAY! Win an OVIPOSITOR from Primal Hardwere

Enter to WIN an Ovipositor of Your Choice from Primal Hardwere!

Image courtesy of Primal Hardwere
Image courtesy of Primal Hardwere


To celebrate the launch of our NEW PODCAST we’re partnering up with the awesome folks at Primal Hardwere to bring you our very first giveaway!

***We are going to share our OWN PERSONAL EXPERIENCES with the ovipositors in our first episode, so keep an eye out!***

What’s an Ovipositor?

Bed Bug pic courtesy
Bed Bug pic courtesy

Ovipositors are exotic, unusual, and completely unlike any other sex toy you may have tried!

Basically, an ovipositor is a hollow tube designed to squeeze gelatin eggs through (or agar for you vegans out there).  The silicone is stretchy and will distend as the eggs pass through and gently pop out the end, giving you a VERY unique (and sexy) sensation.

If you’d like to learn more about ovipositors, you can read Carnal Chameleon ‘s review of the Krubera and watch this video to see the Bed Bug in action.

The Prize

  • An ovipositor of your choice!  Choose from Bed Bug, Splorch, or Krubera
  • Choose from any of these colors
  • Egg mold included. This video shows you how to make the eggs
  • All ovipositors are made from 100% Platinum Silicone

Choose ONE of the Ovipositors below!

Bed Bug

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  • total height: 6.75″ (17cm)
  • useable length: 5.5″ (14cm)
  • diameter: 2″(5cm)” (without eggs in it


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  • total height: 10.5″
  • shaft length: 9.5″
  • diameter: 2″ (without eggs in it)
  • shaft circumference: 6.5″


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  • total height: 12″
  • shaft length: 11″
  • diameter: 1.9″ (without eggs in it)
  • shaft circumference: 6″

Contest Rules

  • Must be 18+ and live in a city/state/country that does not restrict the sale of sex toys
  • Open Worldwide!
  • Winner will be chosen randomly
  • Winner will be contacted via e-mail and will have 24 hours to respond. If there is no response within 24 hours, a new winner will be selected.


Win an OVIPOSITOR OF YOUR CHOICE from PrimalHardwere!!

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    • rebecca

      thanks for the links to some new sites…which I will be ordering from as well as Primalhardwere. I have a few of their toys and I love em!!

      • You are welcome! And always glad to meet someone else in the Primal Hardwere fan club!

    • Attack of the Emoji! Thank’s for reading.

  • shrraga

    Hopefully I win

  • Chubtoaster

    I own any Primal Hardware toys yet, but I have been eyeing their tongutacle for a few months now.

    These ovipositors also have had my eye. The idea of them is just so… “kinky” is the word I think I’m looking for.

    Here’s hoping I win 🙂

  • S. Patrick

    These toys are the most original and deviously intriguing toys I’ve seen in such a long time, and I’m so excited to see that someone will not only be reviewing, but also giving one away. The idea of these makes me shiver in just the right kind of weird way, especially the Krubera. They’re so cool. Have fun!

    • I know how you feel! We all feel the same way about it. Good luck, I hope you get to try it out one way or another!

  • Rebecca

    When the winner be announced?

    • Great question & thanks for asking! The contest ends at 11:59PM Pacific on July 30th. I will send out an email the next morning to the winner, and they’ll have 24 hours to respond from the time my email was sent. I’ll be sure to make the exact time of that deadline clear in the email

  • D L

    I am Down. For. This.

  • shane middleton

    they look a lot of fun would be great to win one to try them. am sure the wife will really get a kick out of them.

  • Ottavia Ooze

    Oh my gosh I really hope I win. I’ve wanted an ovipositor for years!

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  • Shadowleap

    Good luck everybody! Really eager to see who gets the privilege!

  • Keep up the exceptional job !! Lovin’ it!

  • Very energetic post, I liked that a lot. Will there be a part 2?

  • Belle Jones

    I wonder who won?