Carnal Chameleon Review: Snowball The Deer by Bad Dragon

Max and Lilly butcher a Christmas classic while they educate on the uses of a deer butt!

Carnal Chameleon Transcript:

The Tight Holed Reindeer: Snowball The Deer by Bad Dragon

Snowball the Deer
https://bad-dragon.com/products/snowball

Rising Heart by Sro Alive:
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Sro/Sro_Alive/

Carnal Chameleon Review: Pup Play Hood and Mitts by Stockroom

Max and Lilly Discuss their favorite pup play hood and gloves from Stockroom!

Carnal Chameleon Review:
http://www.blog.carnalchameleon.com/pupn-out-and-about-stockroom-pup-hood-and-mitts/

Pup Hood

Pup Mitts

The Pup Hood and Mitts was provided free of charge by Stockroom in exchange for our honest review

Rising Heart by Sro Alive:
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Sro/Sro_Alive/

Trysexuals #6: Splish Splash SPH: Toy Safety With Special Guest Brandie

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Carnal Chameleon Review: Unicorn Horn by Split Peaches

Max and Lilly Chameleon tackle the Mythical Unicorn in this review of the unique sex toy by Split Peaches.

Carnal Chameleon Review:
http://www.blog.carnalchameleon.com/mounting-horned-beast-unicorn-horn-split-peaches/ ‎
Split Peaches Unicorn Horn:
http://www.SplitPeaches.com/collections/unicorn-horns?rfsn=502474.0864d
Rising Heart by Sro Alive:
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Sro/Sro_Alive/

Trysexuals #3: Pup Out With Your Cock Out – Pet and Pony Show Part 2

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Mystery Kaiju GIVEAWAY from Frisky Beast

ENTER to WIN!!

A Kaiju of Your Choice from Frisky Beast

 

We’re thrilled to partner up with the fantastic folks at Frisky Beast to bring you our latest giveaway!

One lucky winner will have the opportunity to take home one of these fantastic Kaiju-inspired toys.  This giveaway is OPEN WORLDWIDE, so everybody start your engines and get those entries in!  Good luck!

***Oh and one more thing! Notice all of that great artwork?  It was done by the very talented @larry_draws, so definitely go check his stuff out at http://larrydraws.tumblr.com/!

One Whale of A Ride: The Humpbreak

Kaiju Humpbreak

The Humpbreak’s curved tip ideal for g-spot and prostate play.  The narrow base is also designed to fold and fit though an O-ring style strap-on harness.

Mini

  • Length: 5″
  • Useable length: 4,5″
  • Circ. of Tip: 2″
  • Circ. of Mid Shaft: 4.25″
  • Circ. of Lower Shaft: 4.5″

Small

  • Length: 6.5″
  • Useable length: 5.75″
  • Circ. of Tip: 2.5″
  • Circ. of Mid Shaft: 5″
  • Circ. of Lower Shaft: 5.75″
Art by @Larry_draws Image courtesy Frisky Beast
Art by @Larry_draws
Image courtesy Frisky Beast

Turtle power! The Shellshock

Kaiju Shellshock

The filling, bulbous knot and ridged flare are enough to bring anyone out of their shell!  The tapered tip is also a great shape for anal play.

Mini

  • Length: 4.5″
  • Useable length: 3.80″
  • Circ. Tip: 1.75″
  • Circ. of Flare: 3.40″
  • Circ. of Knot: 4.75″

Small

  • Length: 6″
  • Useable length: 5.25″
  • Circ. of Tip: 2.25″
  • Circ. of Flare: 4.5″
  • Circ. of Knot: 6.25″
Art by @Larry_draws Image courtesy Frisky Beast
Art by @Larry_draws
Image courtesy Frisky Beast

Doin’ it Crocodile Style: The Croxic

Kaiju Croxic
Image Courtesy Frisky Beast

Like a little bit of texture?  The Croxic’s shaft is sure to please.  As a bonus, the nubbly scales and ridges on the base are perfect for grinding against externally.

Mini

  • Length: 5″
  • Useable length: 4.25″
  • Circ. of Tip: 3.8″
  • Circ. of Mid Shaft: 5″
  • Circ. of Lower Shaft: 5.25″

Small

  • Length: 6.25″
  • Useable length: 5.5″
  • Circ. of Tip: 5.2″
  • Circ. of Mid Shaft: 6.2″
  • Circ. of Lower Shaft: 7.25″

Croxic artwork kaiju

The Prize

  • Kaiju model of your choice:  Choose Humpbreak OR  Shellshock OR Croxic
  • MINI or SMALL size only
  • Firmness of your choice
  • Mystery colors

Contest Rules

  • Must be 18+ and live in a city/state/country that does not restrict the sale of sex toys
  • OPEN WORLDWIDE
  • Winner will be chosen randomly
  • Winner will be contacted via e-mail and will have 24 hours to respond.  If there is no response within 24 hours, a new winner will be selected.

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